Thursday, October 31, 2013

ZOMBIE TIMES ISSUE#1

A LITTLE THIN BUT ITS A START!


JB Clem presents NYC Zombie Prank: It's like the Miami Zombie Prank but scarier posted at JBClem.

Tuesday, October 1, 2013

ZOmbie BoB Review Windows 8 computer

HI HUMAHS ZOMBE BOB HEERE TO TELZL YOU ABOUT WINDOWS 8 COMPUTR THAT IS MEW TO ZOMBIE FAMMILE HOME NOWE. I NEED EATZ MORE BRAINZ, MORE BRAINZ!!!!!!! BOB FEEKS STUPUD WINDOW 8 SO COMPILCAETED! HOW I TURN OFG CAMPUTERZ HUAMNS!??! ME LUCKY EVEN FIGRUE OUY HOW TUNR ON INTERNETZ.. TONGIHT IZ SETTEL ME GO OUT WITH ZMOBIE PAL FREDH AND ATE MORE HELATHY SMART BRAAAAAAAAINNNNNNSS., MYABE FOODZ WILLH MKAE BOB SMRAT TO USE COMPUTERZ BETEER. HELP ME BOB LEARN MORE ABOOUT HOWD DO USE THIZ HUMAND TECHONOLGY AN THEM MAEBE I CHGANE MIDN ABUOT WNIDOWZ 8. IT ON GOOSD ZMOBE BOB NO LIKE.

ZOMBIE BOB APPROVES THIS MESSAGE, FOLLOW THE PAEG FRO MORE ZOMBIE REVIEWS, ADN ZOMBIE TALKZ

Saturday, September 7, 2013

Zombie Review of HP computer customer service

HELKO HUMANZ! ZOMIE  BOB HERE WITH ANOTHER REVIEW OF HUMANZ STUFFS. BOB UPSET! HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO TALK TO HUMSNZ MAGIC COPMUTER BOX IN LONG  TIME CAUSE IT BREAK, AND BRAINZ AT HUMAN COMPANY NOT WANT TO FIXE EVEN THOUGH ON WARRENTIEZ STILL. TOOK WEEKS OF ARGUING TO MAKED HEWLETT PACKARD CUSTOMERS SERVICE PHONE BRAIN SEND BOX TO SHIP FOR REPARS IT!!!!PHONE BRAINZ WERE VERY RVEY RUDE TO BOB AND KEEPS TO SEND ME TO HOLDS AND ROUND BOUT PUSHY WARRENTY SALES. BOB SAY ZOMBIES AND HUMANES SHOULD WATCH OUT FOE HP CUSTOMER SERIVES BRAINS THEY NOT HELPFUL WITHOUT A FIGHT.

-ZOMBIE BOB APPROVES THIZ REVIEW

Monday, August 5, 2013

ZOMBIE NO LIKE BEING NEW TWILIGHT!!!

HELLO HUMANS!!! I AM ZOMBIE BOB, I EAT BRAIN OF BLOGGER WHO MADE THIS BLOG AND NOW WANT TO TELL YOU HOW HURT WE ARE ABOUT THAT MOVIE WARM BODIES YOU MAKE! IT LIKE TWWWWILLLGHT  VAMPIRE BUT WITH UD ZOMBIEES.. NO ZOMBID WANTT HUMAND GURL TO LUVE JUST WANY BRAINNNSN!!!! ITSZ MOSRE REDICULOUS THAN SPARKLY DRACULASD. NEDD MORE BRAINSD AND LIMBS TO OO BEE GOOFD MOVIE. NOT HUMANF SURVIVORSTHAT LUVE YS . TRY IN  REAL LIFE ZOMBIESZ APOCALYSEZES YORU GET EATYY. RESPECT AND FESR UUSHF HUMANSD!

THISSE OPI NIOJN FROMFJD ZOMBIE NAMESD BOB. HHATERS GET OFF BLOG, PRAISERS STAYSSEG, BYESDS HUMANSSEW BRAINSCCG
BE SURE TO FOLLOWERXS IF YOU LIKE WHAT YOUE SEEE