ZOMBIE TIMES ISSUE#1

A LITTLE THIN BUT ITS A START!

JB Clem presents NYC Zombie Prank: It's like the Miami Zombie Prank but scarier posted at JBClem.

ZOmbie BoB Review Windows 8 computer

HI HUMAHS ZOMBE BOB HEERE TO TELZL YOU ABOUT WINDOWS 8 COMPUTR THAT IS MEW TO ZOMBIE FAMMILE HOME NOWE. I NEED EATZ MORE BRAINZ, MORE BRAINZ!!!!!!! BOB FEEKS STUPUD WINDOW 8 SO COMPILCAETED! HOW I TURN OFG CAMPUTERZ HUAMNS!??! ME LUCKY EVEN FIGRUE OUY HOW TUNR ON INTERNETZ.. TONGIHT IZ SETTEL ME GO OUT WITH ZMOBIE PAL FREDH AND ATE MORE HELATHY SMART BRAAAAAAAAINNNNNNSS., MYABE FOODZ WILLH MKAE BOB SMRAT TO USE COMPUTERZ BETEER. HELP ME BOB LEARN MORE ABOOUT HOWD DO USE THIZ HUMAND TECHONOLGY AN THEM MAEBE I CHGANE MIDN ABUOT WNIDOWZ 8. IT ON GOOSD ZMOBE BOB NO LIKE.

ZOMBIE BOB APPROVES THIS MESSAGE, FOLLOW THE PAEG FRO MORE ZOMBIE REVIEWS, ADN ZOMBIE TALKZ

WARNING: Zombie's have discovered facebook

Truth about why Flies are annoying!

Zombie Animals

Zombie preparedness animal fail!

Zombie preparedness WIN for animals!

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ZOMBIE NO LIKE BEING NEW TWILIGHT!!!

HELLO HUMANS!!! I AM ZOMBIE BOB, I EAT BRAIN OF BLOGGER WHO MADE THIS BLOG AND NOW WANT TO TELL YOU HOW HURT WE ARE ABOUT THAT MOVIE WARM BODIES YOU MAKE! IT LIKE TWWWWILLLGHT  VAMPIRE BUT WITH UD ZOMBIEES.. NO ZOMBID WANTT HUMAND GURL TO LUVE JUST WANY BRAINNNSN!!!! ITSZ MOSRE REDICULOUS THAN SPARKLY DRACULASD. NEDD MORE BRAINSD AND LIMBS TO OO BEE GOOFD MOVIE. NOT HUMANF SURVIVORSTHAT LUVE YS . TRY IN  REAL LIFE ZOMBIESZ APOCALYSEZES YORU GET EATYY. RESPECT AND FESR UUSHF HUMANSD!

THISSE OPI NIOJN FROMFJD ZOMBIE NAMESD BOB. HHATERS GET OFF BLOG, PRAISERS STAYSSEG, BYESDS HUMANSSEW BRAINSCCG
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Zombies believe in Santa: Proof

The proof is clearer that what figgy pudding actually is supposed to be: The next evidence will come soon....

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Zombie Fitness win!

Zombies may not look like it, but they sure are fit. Just think about how many hours of exercise they get walking to the bathroom. But with new Zombie prevention systems in place even the most fit Zombie on your block can get exhausted trying to get some fresh brains for Breakfast......

                           Help keep your local Zombies fit and hungry this Halloween!

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Zombies hate Mondays!

 

 

 

You may not know this about Zombies, but they have jobs, families, and bills just like you and me. I mean how else do they get there brains and thead to stitch themselves back up when the refrigerator takes out there arm or leg. Frankly, Zombies on Monday are quite pitiable just look at this guy!

Pityful isn't it? Be happy you aren't him and have a decent Monday. After all you don't have to worry about that refrigerator. Ttly be sure to follow the blog if you like what you see.

Picture from trainingforzombies.com